- Mother: Pick up the floor.
- Me:
- Mother: Now.
- Me:
- Mother: Now!
- Dad: You can't /pick up a floor./
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Posted: January 15th 2012
“IS DAT RAY-RAY? DAS MY RAY-RAY! YOU GO RAY-RAY!”
- Me: Hey dad, Kim Jong I-
- Dad: not anymore.
- Me: What?
- Dad: Can't be ill if he's dead.
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- Me: Dad is it legal to get married to inanimate objects... say these cookies... in the US yet?
- Dad: I don't know, but it adds a whole new connotation to 'eating' with regards to your spouse.
- Me: Actually, I dunno, the concept is pretty similar.
- Dad: I like the other one better, this one involves digestion.
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Posted: December 5th 2011
He was proud of me when I responded with:
“THE MORE COMPLEX THE MIND, THE GREATER THE NEED FOR THE SIMPLICITY OF PLAY.”
And then we watched Shore Leave.
Posted: November 11th 2011
I knew he was awesome.
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I sneezed so hard, my chair slid back. It was like a cartoon! I belong on the regular show or something.Pappa Lions Dandy.
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Posted: October 25th 2011
My first drive with the Pops.
He made me take the picture even though I’m really not a terrible driver! If I were that bad, that Hennessy would be emmmmmpty.
- me: DAD! Obama has a tumblr!
- dad: HAHAHA, troll /ALL/ the things!
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